Cue Toby Keith's Red Solo Cup song -
*Pink, Purple, Green, Blue*
(whatever your relationship status is!!!) CUP!
We fill 'er UP!
Bank's throwing a PaRTy!!!
We're havin' a PArTy!!
Single AF? Take? Down to "party"? Based off you status, we'll give you that colored solo cup. Fun right!? Maybe the love of your life is single and you didn't know! Come meet and mingle. Valentine's Day sappiness is over, so let's have some fun. Plus, it's cold and miserable in Michigan. Nothing a beer jacket can't cure!